I drew this dick, txt it.

someone made me do this

if you skype chat with me you can make me do things too

why will I never finish this

Me as a guardian, because I’m too old to be a fankid.

I roleplay John 18 too much. So I made a picture to be an icon. I hope one day to make it not kind of dumb.

John is sexy.

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Leaving this in my art blog for inspiration

tboidluxe:

this has neither a background or badassitude but at least there is some sort of liquid that vaguely resembles scotch

or apple juice

its probably apple juice

MAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS

John and Dave watch Deadliest Catch in their apartment in Houston, Texas. It is a rerun when Captian Phil was still alive, and John as a longtime watcher is feeling a little emotional as he sees Captain Phil be awesome and alive with his sons. Dave does not see the appeal.

“Seriously, what is the fucking point of this show anyways. It can’t be that interesting to watch sweaty bears haul in huge loads of crabass.”

Their couch was free from the side of the road and smells a little like burnt polyester. John is really proud of it because it is the first couch of his independence and Dave appreciates what a piece of shit it is. Both me and Tobi saw the same fucking couch in our heads. This looks a little nicer than the real thing because I just wanted to throw a pattern on that resembled the combination. It is the main character in this picture.